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sexfhearts said: Nine Muses perfect middles gifset.

im so excited to make this you have no idea
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Target might promote me to Starbucks barista :D the managers love me omfggggggg

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fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

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satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

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i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just

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hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

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