im so excited to make this you have no idea
Target might promote me to Starbucks barista :D the managers love me omfggggggg
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you
i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.